Saturday, June 8, 2013

Tater Tots

Potatoes.

Vegetable oil.

World domination.

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1 comment :

  1. There once was a man from Nantucket
    He ate tater tots from a bucket
    When the tots were all gone
    and the ketschup licked up
    All he could say was "fuck it"!

    He then roamed the town of Nantucket
    Carrying his empty bucket
    A fair maiden came by and glanced in his bucket
    All she could say was "fuck it"

    Hand in hand they strolled the town of Nantucket
    Hoping to fill the tater tot bucket
    No tots were to be found
    So they laid on the ground
    and in 9 months there was a tot in the bucket.

    Not potatoes mixed with vegetable oil but a future tot that just might 'dominate' Nantucket.

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